You cried so hard today your entire body turned red.
But it wasn’t so very loud.
I’ve never seen your dad look so scared.
It’s not often that I’ve seen him even frown.
Your mom has an oxygen mask,
but I don’t know for how long.
Honestly, I’m scared to ask
in case it’s rude or just wrong.
Usually babies come home around the date they’re due,
but you might come home early cause you’re ahead of schedule.
And the shower’s been cancelled too,
but your parents still need some stuff for you.
So it’s not perfect,
but everyone’s friggin stoked,
even if you are in the NIC-
U need to come home so you can see your folk.
Average Bird 