There once was a girl named Alice,
who at tea parties smoked from a phallus.
Now she’s 40 years old,
and, truth be told,
she knows who killed JR on Dallas.

Average humans tell stories, and telling stories is amazing.
There once was a girl named Alice,
who at tea parties smoked from a phallus.
Now she’s 40 years old,
and, truth be told,
she knows who killed JR on Dallas.